Imagine drunk Ravenclaws trying to invent things
"No but imagine a machine that makes your toast or maybe waffles warm and crispy!" "There already is something like that, it’s called a toaster and some muggle invented it I think?" "Seriously?? Wow..okay but imagine animals bringing letters and stuff! No wait..we already have that too dammit.."
Ravenclaws trying to invent things that already exist in the muggle world oh my gosh
ginny totally bought harry dumbledore’s army: the dark side of the demob for his birthday
#rita skeeter wrote another article about it#an order was placed yesterday for my new book by none other than mrs potter#it seems the cracks we saw forming at the world cup#have now reached the point where even the chosen one’s wife is doubting his actions and victory#perhaps ginny potter will soon return to being ginny weasley#or maybe she finds comfort in the arms of dean thomas#a previous boyriend of ginny’s#dormmates with harry potter and part of dumbledore’s army to boot#the two were sighted outside the ministry together last week#maychance thomas’ job as artist for the daily prophet has brought him closer to his old flame than we know